If you're reading this chances are you're one of my friends or a visitor who wandered over here from The Naked Redhead (not porn since 2008).
She's currently out of town and let me take the wheel of her blog for the day. I'm doing my best not to crash it into a ravine.
So if you haven't already, check it out.
Because I know you're just fucked enough in the head to want to read about where I put (and don't put) my privates.