I recently submitted an article to the necessarily honest, always funny Curvy Girl Guide.
Please don't ask how I know this website exists, because honestly I don't know how and when I stumbled across it. I've tried to connect all the sites I visit regularly and piece it together, but I haven't figured it out. I can only assume that this is what happens when you spend eight hour shifts working at the front desk of a library with Internet access.
The point is, I woke up this morning (erm, afternoon) to find that they actually published my nonsense.
This is so much better than the time the magazine I've been working for published 45,000 issues with one of my articles and misspelled my name as "Justine."